I have been smokin' since i was a small boy!

 Give an old man a cup of tea!

  Garbo once asked a friend: "Where's the little boy's room?" Then she used it and the seat was up after she left!

 I am a bad scout!

 I've been a naughty boy today!

 Someone surley missed a good man in me!

 She once said to her friend Cécile Rothschild: "Here's a boy who's very hungry after his swim!"